Oh that's so wonderful!
My friend had let out a sharp squeaky tone while i told her about my pregnancy
Yea! I'm expecting a little trouble in 2 months and no its not very dreamy! Why? There is a whole load of things your near and dear ones don't tell you to watch out
1. You no more fit into your clothes!
It's given.. but i never knew my size would literally double up! now all i can see is a wardrobe full of clothes that don't fit and maternity clothes that don't look inviting! and i end up working from home for most of the days because i feel oddly comfortable in my husband's pajamas!
2. You are no longer allowed to eat anything and everything
Well..if i were given a choice to have a million dollars against my favorite junk food.. i would take that million dollars, eat the junk food and buy more junk from the money i just got! that's how much junkie i am! and you raise an eyebrow every time i remotely ask for the road side eateries??? Not fair!
3. Everybody wants to touch your belly
Uh! yea i have a baby inside and yes it makes random movements to freak me out but no.. i don't want you to keep a hand on my belly and given expressions that i didn't ask for!
4. Cravings? i don't have any! Mood swings? Not at all!!
My colleague once said she used to crave for raw rice and other for mud! Does that sound weird? No! in pregnancy everything is normal if you are feeling odd about it! PERIOD
5. Your legs and hands resemble that of a teddy!
And no.. its not cute at all! Seeing your cute pair of shoes right there but not fitting you is the most horrible thing that can happen! so is misspelling words only because the keypad in your iPhone is very compact and not designed for pregnant ladies :/
6. Thinking about sleep? don't even go there!!
There used to be a time when sleep would be the most easiest thing i could do and i had mastered it. But now? seems like i don't know how to lie to my side and have a sound nap! and leave out the restrictions of sleeping on your back or on your tummy (well.. yeah! as though it was possible!)
7. Favorite scent? forget it!
From what i once used to love (coffee aroma, husband etc) is utterly revolting now! Just wondering if i was weird before to list "Husband" in that list or am i getting weirder now!
So all in all, anything and everything that seems oddly out of place is the place to be while you are pregnant! The moment you saw the word "POSITIVE" on your pregnancy test report, you had to figure that out! While typing these out.. I've lost my temper thrice, lied down to rest twice and laughed my heart out once! So much for the mood swings! guess i'm done for the day. But if you are/were pregnant (virtually too - in case you are a father), do comment other "Normal" things that you have experienced! :)
My friend had let out a sharp squeaky tone while i told her about my pregnancy
Yea! I'm expecting a little trouble in 2 months and no its not very dreamy! Why? There is a whole load of things your near and dear ones don't tell you to watch out
1. You no more fit into your clothes!
It's given.. but i never knew my size would literally double up! now all i can see is a wardrobe full of clothes that don't fit and maternity clothes that don't look inviting! and i end up working from home for most of the days because i feel oddly comfortable in my husband's pajamas!
2. You are no longer allowed to eat anything and everything
Well..if i were given a choice to have a million dollars against my favorite junk food.. i would take that million dollars, eat the junk food and buy more junk from the money i just got! that's how much junkie i am! and you raise an eyebrow every time i remotely ask for the road side eateries??? Not fair!
3. Everybody wants to touch your belly
Uh! yea i have a baby inside and yes it makes random movements to freak me out but no.. i don't want you to keep a hand on my belly and given expressions that i didn't ask for!
4. Cravings? i don't have any! Mood swings? Not at all!!
My colleague once said she used to crave for raw rice and other for mud! Does that sound weird? No! in pregnancy everything is normal if you are feeling odd about it! PERIOD
5. Your legs and hands resemble that of a teddy!
And no.. its not cute at all! Seeing your cute pair of shoes right there but not fitting you is the most horrible thing that can happen! so is misspelling words only because the keypad in your iPhone is very compact and not designed for pregnant ladies :/
6. Thinking about sleep? don't even go there!!
There used to be a time when sleep would be the most easiest thing i could do and i had mastered it. But now? seems like i don't know how to lie to my side and have a sound nap! and leave out the restrictions of sleeping on your back or on your tummy (well.. yeah! as though it was possible!)
7. Favorite scent? forget it!
From what i once used to love (coffee aroma, husband etc) is utterly revolting now! Just wondering if i was weird before to list "Husband" in that list or am i getting weirder now!
So all in all, anything and everything that seems oddly out of place is the place to be while you are pregnant! The moment you saw the word "POSITIVE" on your pregnancy test report, you had to figure that out! While typing these out.. I've lost my temper thrice, lied down to rest twice and laughed my heart out once! So much for the mood swings! guess i'm done for the day. But if you are/were pregnant (virtually too - in case you are a father), do comment other "Normal" things that you have experienced! :)
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